Boo!!!

It's almost Halloween--- kids are scared shitless by the stuff on teevee. Good for them, they laugh after all is done, big or small monster. For us adults, it's a slightly different story. Here are a few things on my Scare List as a 30something mom (not in a particular order):

1. The ELECTRICITY BILL ---------------- for the love of God, we have windmills to remedy this, but who knows how to fucking turn them on, right?

2. Any harm to my kids--------------------- it used to be, "Fuck with anything but my food," and now, just substitute.

3. Not losing weight after giving birth-------- no, it's not vanity. You have to understand that I refuse to continue wearing maternity clothes because I'm no longer preggy; and that even my hubby's clothes DO NOT FIT ME at this point.

4. My Uncle sending me emails reading "if I die on this trip..." before his quarterly vacations to Paris (or anywhere else in Europe)---------this is seriously scary because we haven't made up yet for the decades we've lost. It's scary and sad.

5. And yes, FLYING COCKROACHES. ------ I'm a normal person, you know, It's not just that obvious.

Happy Halloween, everybody.